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What do you think of the word "lesbian"? I can't stand the word because of the connotations that go with it. It just reminds me of porn every time i hear it. Also, it's a noun and not a verb. I don't know why it being a noun bothers me but it just doesn't sound right to me. When i hear the word "lesbian" i think of those ads on tv selling pornographic videos of two Russian women having a lesbian bath together or i think about when straight guys go on about how hot lesbians are when what they're thinking of are the straight women in pornography who touch each other but don't even enjoy it, usually while a guy watches and joins in later.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not waging war on the word or anything, just want to see what you think. | Doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's just a word...and I had to giggle, because I've never heard someone use it as a verb (unless they were completely and totally ignorant...."I saw 2 girls lesbianing in their room the other day?" LOL)
EDIT: adjective, gotcha :) and actually it IS an adjective as well.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/l… | Am I a lesbian for wanting to be with by B/F's sister? I have a B/F, but I find his sister sooo damm HOT. I dream of her & I being in a hot steamy bath together. Am I a lesbian for wanting this to happen so bad? | maybe you're bi-curious
you have a boyfriend but you think of about being with women and maybe you will experiment with women one day. | (lesbian answers only) lasses, what would you think of this.....? .....youd been away for a few weeks and come home to a hot bubble bath, music, your girlfriend making u a lush dinner...... | What I would really love is a full body nude oil massage.
Pls use aromatic oils - available at health shops
First concentrate on her back, shoulders , neck , tummy & legs
Next massage her b.uttocks , followed by bre.asts and for the grand finale , the P-uss. | Men and women's different ideas? THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and warm croissants; open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower - alone
10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM
6:00 Alarm
6:01 BJ
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee, and toast - all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several mircrobrew beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (BJ en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 BJ
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several shots of 12 year old bourbon)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and teasing, slow, soft hand job by naked Elle Macpherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated by Rev Al Sharpton
7:30 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy grass fed rib steak, followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall - sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all of whom display eager lesbian kinkiness while you rest in between
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap BJ
11:45 In bed, alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep | | LMAO...I really liked that one you definitely get a star because that's about how it is...for the guys anyway. I only wish that's how it was for me with the shopping, massages, etc. | Survey: What is your idea of a perfect day ????? THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 - Nap
4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 - Hot shower (alone)
10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms
_____________________________
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 - Alarm
6.15 - ********
6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big ****
7.30 - Limo arrives
7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (******** en-route)
9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 - ********
12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave
7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized
7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of ****
9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0
9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31
11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30 - A nightcap *******
11.45 - In bed alone
11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room | You would be right by your perfect day but what guy would want that as his perfect day? You left out the part where he plays with his guys and he doesn't have to yell at one of them to stop picking on the other. :p
However it is, it's still funny.
EDIT_
4:30 am hit snooze
4:39 hit snooze
4:48 get out of bed to get dressed
4:55 wow, no bad hair day!
5:00 leave home for work
*driving* wow, no rubber neckers causing accidents and no crappy drivers.
5:30 clock in to work and not hear anyone b**ch about how much their job sucks for the next ten hours.
4:30 time to leave for home
*driving* yeah, no accidents or police causing a 10 mile backup!
5:15 back at home
5:16 open up a beer
5:30 hmmm, wife still isn't home, guess it's time to start dinner for her and the guys before she gets home.
5:55 wife is home with guys (she had a great day and gives em a hug) guys were good at daycare, no fights.
6:30 time for dinner
7:00 dinner is done and everyone rinses their dishes and puts them in the dishwasher.
7:15 guys get ready for bed as I get some comfy clothes on
7:30 piggy backs to bed and time to tuck my babies in
7:45 guys are in bed
7:50 put on a movie and actually cuddle with the Mrs. for more than a minute before she pushes me away
10:00 time for bed and cuddling with the Mrs.
10:03 the Mrs. pushes me away to lay alone
10:05 the Mrs. starts snoring asleep
somewhere after 11:00 pm she stops and I finally fall asleep.
2:15 am youngest guy wakes up just so we can put her back in bed
4 am she gets up again and so does the oldest guy so we can put them back in bed
4:30 BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ | Would you consider this flirting or being friendly? I am a (straight at least Ithought I was till I fell for my best friend... who is a lesbian) We hang out & talk & txt alot. I have noticed some changes in our friendship over the past few months & would like to know what someone else thinks. Obviously I am to scared to confront her , actually I am trying to work up the nerve. She likes to tease me.There have been alot of times where we are goofing around & she will grab me by the waist. She always touches my arm when we are talking, If I touch her she doesn't back away. One time she had something on her face & I reached up to it & she closed her eyes & smiled... am I imagining this? or something? when we talk, we both smile & laugh all the time. I feel like we have truly bonded .Sometimes when we are texting back & forth there is alot of teasing & comments about how she's taking a HOT bath, or how she doesn't wear pj's when we were talking about bedding, or I look sexy with whatever I have on, compliments on my jewlrey & clothes. We are not guys we are women this is not a high school thing. I guess sometimes it's just the way things come across. Lately she's been calling me & I like that better so that I hear her voice. Sometimes the tone of her voice changes. If we are in a large group sometimes we just kind of ignore each other, I think we both feel the same way about each other but I am sure she is confused since I am the straight one & wondering how I will react. Could it be she has a crush on me as well? If we are at a party & there is drinking thats a different story... We are always in each others personal space & if we are sitting next to each other she moves closer. Nothing has ever happened. I don't know if I am making more out of this than it is? I don't know how lesbian's flirt or if it even is or if we are just super good friends? Should I just relax & see what happens? I love this lady alot & even if nothing ever happens she will always be the one who stole my heart & Is my true best friend. | | It would be better if you made a move seeing as you are the 'straight' one, I would say you are flirting and if you want it to be more than friends it is up to you to try it out! | Am I a lesbian or bi? Help!!!!!? Okay, I'm 14 and all my life I've had crushes on guys. Ive been dating a guy for over a year now also, but recently I've been attracted to girls. Like im not sure if what I'm going to say makes since, but I feel like girls are better looking than guys maybe cuz of all the make up and getting made up and stuff. But I'm also attracted to guys, I loveit when hot guys walk by xD when I think about it, I could image if I ever had sex with a girl I would like it, and it might be a little better or something just because a girl would know where the uhhh hot spots are, but I want to do it with guys to. I remember when I was lil me and my sister would play this game where I was the prince and she was the princess, could that have like made me a lesbian? And I remember when I was younger I used to watch pregnant ladies giving birth on tv and it made my ******** like thump :/ when I watch porno, I won't watch a video unless the girl is pretty, but its like it doesn't matter what the guy looks like. I mean, I love hot guys like johny deep, and I think it kinda would feel weird if I kissed or went out with a girl. Also, the was a picture of a naked girl and guy standing next to eachother, and the guy was hot an had a six pack, but I still liked to look at the girlbetter? Is this just a phase? Normal? I mean, I am still getting crushes on guys and never girls, it just seems I'm more fascinated with there bodied right now? Please give me some advice. Also, I just remembered when I was little and took baths with my sister, we would wrestle in the tub, and when my mom would come out of the shower me and my sis would ask to feel what her nipples wer like :/ | Sorry about the ones above. I'm 13, and I developed my lesbian feelings when I was 6. When i developed those feeling, I studied psychology and the human brain for a long time. I would personally like to thank you for this amount of info you've given as it makes things much easier.
Sexuality is not determined, it just occurs from the way your brain cells interact. Sexuality is part of your personality, which is controlled by the frontal lobe. I once dated a girl who one day fell off her porch and bruised her frontal lobe. When she came to, she was no longer a lesbian, and also had many other changes in her personality.
Your personality is determined by the way your brain cells arrange themselves, which comes from your experiences. Yes, being the prince, watching births, and wrestling in the tub with your sister could have developed this attraction, if a bit late. But more or less, it's related to your dreams.
The Conscious-Subconscious link between you and your brain determines your personality, and thus your sexuality. Your living brain, the Subconscious, sends out dreams you can't control. These dreams are intended to arouse, create fear, provide pride, ecetera. You Subconscious takes these reactions and develops your personality. You have about ten dreams in your sleep, 1-3 that you remember. In deep slumber, this is where you experience most of these uncontrollable dreams.
Now, as to lesbian or bi. I'd say Bi for now, but without real face knowledge, it is merely speculation.
Hope this helped ;) | Am I a lesbian?! Please help me!? Okay, I'm 14 and all my life I've had crushes on guys. Ive been dating a guy for over a year now also, but recently I've been attracted to girls. Like im not sure if what I'm going to say makes since, but I feel like girls are better looking than guys maybe cuz of all the make up and getting made up and stuff. But I'm also attracted to guys, I loveit when hot guys walk by xD when I think about it, I could image if I ever had sex with a girl I would like it, and it might be a little better or something just because a girl would know where the uhhh hot spots are, but I want to do it with guys to. I remember when I was lil me and my sister would play this game where I was the prince and she was the princess, could that have like made me a lesbian? And I remember when I was younger I used to watch pregnant ladies giving birth on tv and it made my ******** like thump :/ when I watch porno, I won't watch a video unless the girl is pretty, but its like it doesn't matter what the guy looks like. I mean, I love hot guys like johny deep, and I think it kinda would feel weird if I kissed or went out with a girl. Also, the was a picture of a naked girl and guy standing next to eachother, and the guy was hot an had a six pack, but I still liked to look at the girlbetter? Is this just a phase? Normal? I mean, I am still getting crushes on guys and never girls, it just seems I'm more fascinated with there bodied right now? Please give me some advice. Also, I just remembered when I was little and took baths with my sister, we would wrestle in the tub, and when my mom would come out of the shower me and my sis would ask to feel what her nipples wer like :/ | | Hey honestly l think you are Bi!! Good luck with that! | Belly Ache after Orgasm? After sex, on saturday afternoon, my girlfriend started having a weird belly ache. She says it feels like a balloon that inflates in her belly. She doesn't have fever or blood anywhere, and now she feels really constipated. Pain is now a lot more in her lower belly (around the belly button) She's been drinking prune juice and eating quite normally. She says the pain is constant and it's not sudden cramps or anything. Her belly got hard and swollen. She's suffers form constipation from time to time but never to the point where it hurts like that. She just took a long hot bath and it felt better towards the end.
If this is any help, she squirts when she has orgasms..and we're lesbians so it's not a baby. And I don't think it's muscle pain, since the belly got swollen..
We went to work today and she was feeling "ok" all day.
Any advice on what this might be? | | Pulled muscle. | The last one for today Slang Dictionary? AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a "black box’.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you’re too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you’ve come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra - i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there’s actually nothing in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you’re in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
PICASSO A*SE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she’s got four buttocks.
STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
TODGER DODGER
A lesbian. | | lol the Aussie kiss one was hilarious! |
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